When I’m In The Club

meezystaytumbln:

I start off with a lil’ bitta this

Once I feel the beat I’m like

Now shit gettin’ heated up! Now I’m like

Now they diggin’ my moves so I GOTTA stunt for ‘em

Witta lil’ bitta this

Now the ladies is watchin’ so I gotta get a lil’ sexy for ‘em


Then a bouncer asks for I.D. and I’m like

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morebymore:

Oh look it’s Mr. Kitty. He’s a hipcat. Hip to the youknow and the don’tknow and you’ve probably never even thought of the noises he likes to listen to when he isn’t having his picture taken. I don’t know who took this picture of Mr. Kitty, but I found it on Piccsy and oh my God I’m making this my wallpaper. This is the kinda cat that would have a dear pet fish in a bowl. He likes it because it’s ironic. Cats. Hipsters. Obscure music. Irony.
(EDIT: I have been informed that all credit for the photo of Mr. Kitty should be directed here)

morebymore:

Oh look it’s Mr. Kitty. He’s a hipcat. Hip to the youknow and the don’tknow and you’ve probably never even thought of the noises he likes to listen to when he isn’t having his picture taken. I don’t know who took this picture of Mr. Kitty, but I found it on Piccsy and oh my God I’m making this my wallpaper. This is the kinda cat that would have a dear pet fish in a bowl. He likes it because it’s ironic. Cats. Hipsters. Obscure music. Irony.

(EDIT: I have been informed that all credit for the photo of Mr. Kitty should be directed here)

(Source: )


“Domino’s pizza is now made with real cheese”

canninuscunnilingus:

Well what the fuck were you using before?

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i’m waiting for my phone to ring and i’m like

finally, it vibrates and i’m all like

i have a new text and i’m like

i see that it’s from my mom and i’m like

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steafyduh:

her cookas showing

steafyduh:

her cookas showing


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LMFAOOOO

LMFAOOOO


Wale is fuckin trash….

… Yall DMV niggas swear he betta than Jay or somethin



Lmfaooooooo

Lmfaooooooo


Fact

fashionxweedxsex:

Chuch Norris once had sex with a prostitute in the back of a semi truck. A drop of his semen got onto the seat and became infused with the truck. The truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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shadene:

Me (@MissInfo)  n  @RealWizKhalifa : the real blk n yellow LOL  `♥

shadene:

Me (@MissInfo) n @RealWizKhalifa : the real blk n yellow LOL
`♥

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